Today is Memorial Day. We decide to pay our respects by visiting the National Cemetery of the Pacific.

We scour the cemetery for signs of bagpipers. None can be found. We feel pity for Jake's cousin Amanda, forced into the annual Quist-Family Compulsive Cousin Memorial Day Bagpipe Viewing.

Jake, reading some of the names of WWII casualties.

Sam, reprezenting... With a 'z'.