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Sam Expresses Coaster Anger

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Samantha is a peacemaker. She always turns the other cheek. She is a friend to all-- living, dead, inanimate.

Which is why I was shocked to hear her exchange these harsh words with one of our coasters:

"Listen you, I don't want to be unreasonable here... but you're pretty much the worst coaster ever!!"

Such rage! Such terror! Coaster tensions were running high last night.


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Sam was referring to the fact that her favorite coaster has gone debunk. Somehow, it became soaked in water and shriveled up (see above). Of course, this effectively destroys any usefulness this poor coaster can provide.

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Sam had zero sympathy for this coaster. Not only did she verbally scold it, she saw fit to strangle the poor creature.

Coasters everywhere, beware the wrath of Samantha Crow!