As I was listening to the radio in the car today, they played a Chevron commercial that said "Are you planning a road trip this summer? Maybe someplace exciting, like the mountains or the beach?"
Well. I would like to take this opportunity to reply: no, Mr. Radio, I am not. And let me tell you why. Because I, like many of the people who listen to your little radio station, LIVE IN HAWAII! If we decide to take a road trip, we are done in an hour, and then we have to turn around and come back, or else drive into the ocean. Unless there's a lot of traffic, in which case it *might* take an hour and a half.
Another option for us here is to drive in circles around the island for several days, thus *pretending* to be on a road trip. Let's say an average road trip involves 8 hours of driving for 4 days each. That means in our pretend road trip, we could cross the island about 32 times.
Which brings me to a very important question. If you see the exact *same* red Volkswagen Beetle several times on a single "road trip," do you get to claim multiple punch-buggy-red's, or does it just count as one? Personally I think that later sightings of the same punchbuggy should raise your total punchbuggy score exponentially.
In any event, No Mr. Radio, no Road Trips planned for this summer. But if anyone wants to join me for a Day Trip, come on over and we'll head to the ocean... way over on the far coast!